Short One

Hey everyone well not much inspiratino today plus i still have heaps to do. I got this email and thought it was really quite funny so i thought i'd share it with you all.

Have a great day!

THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlightsoff before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast intothe garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up thestairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and peedown my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wifeSTILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrongapproach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes inthe closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on theass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!"and she acts like she's sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!